You can escape your children

• Now, a spa of this size is meant for family and friends, but we’re just saying that we’re totally okay with you using it alone. In fact, we encourage it.

You can finally get your wife off your back

• Don’t believe us? Buy a Marquis and see how stress-free her life becomes. This also means that you’ll have enough brownie points to go on your annual hunting trip… for the next 20 years. You’re welcome.

You can shut your husband up

• Well… for the foreseeable future at least. He’ll remember what he was talking about in a few years or so.

We’ve heard stories

• People love the massage of their spas so much that they become motivated to actually do their difficult chores. It’s worth a shot… Heck, even we’d paint your house if it meant we’d get to use your spa.